Inside Doug's Head

I am not a number, I am… What's that stuff they make glue out of? I'm that. Forever swirling, forwards and upwards, but always sticky. Sometimes, a little sad.

“Lorem ipsum,” said the man in the yellow hat as I entered the room. “Dolor sit amet, with my monkey?” he inquired and consectetuer adipiscing elit. I nodded politely, but without commitment. After a short pause he suspendisse vel ante. “I took him from the jungle after I killed his mother,” he bragged donec luctus …

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