Inside Doug's Head

I am not a number, I am… What's that stuff they make glue out of? I'm that. Forever swirling, forwards and upwards, but always sticky. Sometimes, a little sad.

Sometimes, if you look at life from just the right angle, what you see is a lot of shoes and feet. That’s because you’ve fallen over and people are stepping on you. You should get up; the sidewalk is not a great place to sleep. It’s all a matter of perspective. Too much perspective. And …

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If you start with something bland, add something not good, and dilute those with a third thing that is usually perfectly fine except when combined with either of the first two things, the result can be something that tastes pretty awful.

I found these notes on my phone, and I want to delete them, so I figured I would post them all here for safe keeping. I only get a few readers, so this is a reasonably private place for personal notes and bank account passwords.