Inside Doug's Head

I am not a number, I am… What's that stuff they make glue out of? I'm that. Forever swirling, forwards and upwards, but always sticky. Sometimes, a little sad.

Whenever I hear arguments that A is greater than B, and B is less than C, but D is worse than A, and E is a total jerk, all I can think is, “I am a doubleyou. Where does that leave me?” Rise above. —DG.