Inside Doug's Head

I am not a number, I am… What's that stuff they make glue out of? I'm that. Forever swirling, forwards and upwards, but always sticky. Sometimes, a little sad.

For the Lord sayeth to Benjamin, “Be wary of those who would signal their virtue for the sake of moral superiority; them sons of bitches would rather be politically correct than actually successful, and they will diminish you and your good works.” Not a real quote from any bible or testament of any religion recognized …

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I done run out of whiskey. I done run out of rum. I done run out of vodka. I done run out of them all. I need to make a trip to BevMo! And find a word that rhymes with all. —DG .