Recent personal events have me thinking about stuff, like how many witches were burned to death during the Salem Witch trials of 1962? None. It was in 1692, dummy. Okay, how many witches were burned to death in Salem in 1692? The smartasses in the room smugly state that they were all hanged. The actual …
For the Lord sayeth to Benjamin, “Be wary of those who would signal their virtue for the sake of moral superiority; them sons of bitches would rather be politically correct than actually successful, and they will diminish you and your good works.” Not a real quote from any bible or testament of any religion recognized …
Have you ever seen this message when posting a comment on YouTube? I suggested that maybe, as a parent, uploading a video to YouTube that shows your children were idiots for trusting their parents was as much of an indictment of your bad parenting as their stupidity. Google decided to censor my comment. Not by …
It’s a sad time we live in. People, things should be great, and for lots of great reasons, but there are those among us who only see the worst while the best is at its peak. When the city of San Diego endorses a book burning event for the notorious and ideologically dangerous Dr. Seuss, …
I done run out of whiskey. I done run out of rum. I done run out of vodka. I done run out of them all. I need to make a trip to BevMo! And find a word that rhymes with all. —DG .
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