It’s like $11 a gallon at Smart and Final, and it will power your Trotsky inspired hand cast tractor for a month. Or, one of me for an evening. Don’t invite me to your birthday party unless you’re serious about calling the cops when things get out of hand. My license plate number is 911, …
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge an invite to an awkward social gathering. “So, what do you do?” “Did your parents have any children that lived?” “Which way do you travel to get to work?” “The 19th? I’m sorry, I just can’t make it that day. I’d like to, but I just …
YouTube is my favorite trolling ground. There’s all sorts of village idiots to be found there, and I have discovered the perfect reply to all of them.
Inside Doug's Head 