It’s called soaking, and it’s something that Mormons do to try and fool their god because they think he’s stupid and won’t notice the glaring loophole in his perfect plan.
It’s called soaking, and it’s something that Mormons do to try and fool their god because they think he’s stupid and won’t notice the glaring loophole in his perfect plan.
Have you ever had really dry hands? Not as in the opposite of wet, but dry as if you dipped your mitts into a vat of acid.
Okay, so, I just know that before the end of the night I’ll be full of rum and cola, and eating shit (sounds bad, and is) made by Lays, even though I promised myself that I would do neither of those things.
At least to me: Paris May Day protest turns ugly as French people show up to protest. French peeps are/is/always shall be ugly, FYI. It’s the face. Right there, in the face. Homely. Face. Former prosecutor turned star witness says she won’t be silenced, because she can’t stop talking. Husband agrees. Tried to shut her …
Just sitting here snacking on a bag of Hormel sliced pepperoni, thinking life is wonderful. Who doesn’t like pepperoni? Especially, pan fried with a little mustard.
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