The first thing they do is turn everyone against you. And then they come for you late at night, when no one is watching or suspecting. They mostly come at night. It’s for your own good, they say. Come with us quietly; no need to wake the neighbors. Spell check says nothing is happening. Autocorrect is fine. Go back to sleep. Little heads with big black eyes. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. Mmm. You had me at whiskey.
—DG
Inside Doug's Head 