Inside Doug's Head

Tomorrow may be my last day of freedom. I have to leave the country to change my work status.

To any American celebrity who says that if Trump wins the blah blah next election, I am moving to Canada, I will enthusiastically trade you my Canadian passport for yours, in a heartbeat. Granted, the picture makes me “look“ fat, but it was before the beard, and after COVID, when nobody could go outside. Now, I look majestic. Like a moose on the highways near Gander. Have you researched Canada? It’s not a great place to be. Not a great place.

I would rather thrive in prosperity in the US than suffer inflation and die from famine under a Turd Oh gulag.

TrueDoh! Senior was a dumb asshole, too. Sorry, mom. You voted for the end of the world because you believed the CBC propaganda. They will catch me and they will silence me. The passport means nothing.

—DG