Throwing a champagne bottle at someone’s head can be interesting. Okay, it wasn’t champagne, it was Prosecco. France vs Mexico. Bah! Don’t get all worked up about it. Nationalists vs globalists. Does it really matter? Bubbly wine that leads to poor decisions. Does branding really affect the result? Methinks not.
One part hydrogen, two parts poor life choices. Alcohol is a simple molecule with the most complex of outcomes.
Inspiration is fleeting. Write it down before you forget. It was there, but now it’s gone. I should never have paused to go to the bathroom.
To pee, or not to pee? That is the question. Whether it was nobler to retain dignity and, in doing so, have lost a sea of salient thoughts; or to remain true to the prophecy of the Burger King: thou shalt leak urine into thine underwear, and in spellcheck shall no relief appear.
A mind is a truly terrible thing. For thy rod and thy staff are but names for sticks. Though my cup runneth under, I runneth away.
—DG
Inside Doug's Head 