Maybe I am stupid. Okay, I am definitely stupid, never claimed to be otherwise. I thought the reason we drank a Bloody Mary after a night of hard drinking was to help us sober up.
I’ve had three this morning, and I honestly think I am more intoxicated than when I woke up. So, I’m not a scientist, I’m not even very smrt, but I thought that three ounces of vodka when mixed with 12 ounces of tomato juice and seasoning, plus an ounce of ice, well I thought it was supposed to counteract the liquor from the night before. Like magic and chemistry, or alchemy.
Okay, now I have had four, and screw the science, Bloody Marys definitely do not make you more sober. Further research is needed. A lot more research. And more vodka.
I don’t even like tomato juice. It’s like gazpacho, except with less flavor and an aftertaste of sadness.
—DG
Inside Doug's Head 