Guests—friends and people you don’t know—come to visit you, and you want to feed them finger food, but neither one of you has any idea where their fingers have been, and they are most likely covered in germs and sin. What do you do? Well, here is a classy little trick that I learned from …
A senior H’s executive that I know claims that they have already filed the paperwork to change the name of the Hershey’s Chocolate Company to HimHes Solid Brown Sugar Stuffs to better reflect the current male dominance on various female archetypes. Her-She’s just wasn’t carrying the weight with the LGBTQ-plus the mentally ill crowd anymore.
Lately, I have been seeing articles and videos on how unhealthy corn is for you; how a corn addiction can ruin your relationships and diminish your libido. I always thought corn was a good thing, especially fermented and distilled, aged in oak. I’ve always been an ally of corn, so I’m a wee puzzled as …
Lately, I have been thinking of moving back to Canada. Not for the lackluster economy or the dreadful weather. No. I’m thinking of going for their new and improved assisted suicide program. They are installing suicide booths on every corner. Unfortunately, the booths are manufactured by Diebold, so their effectiveness varies wildly. You might go …
Cryptocurrency and the collapse of FTX are all over the news lately. It would be stupid of me to not to try to cash in on the exploding non-fungible token market. The NFT market is metaphorically exploding; the tokens are not literally exploding, and they aren’t even literally tokens. They are just numbers, and numbers …
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