Bill Nye, the China spy, says that cows, pets, and children all contribute to anthropogenic greenhouse gases.
Bill Nye, the China spy, says that cows, pets, and children all contribute to anthropogenic greenhouse gases.
Have you ever had really dry hands? Not as in the opposite of wet, but dry as if you dipped your mitts into a vat of acid.
Every now and then I think, it would be so great to just drift off to sleep and never wake up again, like a wave landing on a beach, disappearing into the sand, or to melt away and dissolve into nothing, like an ice cube in whiskey. And then I remember, don’t put ice in …
A hammer costs a dollar more than a nail, and a hammer plus one nail costs $1.10. How much does cosmetic surgery cost in Mexico, if the price of a funeral isn’t covered, even with an apology from the Cartel?
With all due respect, which is none, to the paid actors of Gary, Tina, and Jordan: I don’t have bubonic plague psoriasis or anything else that requires a spell checker and an in-network doctor to diagnose and treat. Stop shilling on YouTube.
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