They watch the videos. The dumb college girl explaining communism and economics; socialisms are great! Working for a living is bad. Gimme gimme!
Checks their phone. Reads a quote. Says something troll worthy. Everyone who has ever died was once alive. It’s a conspiracy, driven by big funeral.
Everyone who has ever died missed drinking their daily orange juice. Think about it. Drink orange juice every day or die.
There’s some intellectual gravitas right there. Socialism would put an end to it. Whatever it is. Stop thinking. Thinking is for the elite.
On stage is an older, 45’ish man, who appears annoyed by the youts.
His point is, look how wise I am. I have a YouTube channel and no education. I can make you look at your phone and question your values.
She reads an incoherent line from her device, something about oppression and teachers unions, education funding. Some other dumb stuff that is worthy of mockery.
The crowd laughs, because it was all a set up from the beginning.
These students are being victimized twice. Once by their shitty (I can say that ‘cause this ain’t YouTube comments) unscrupulous faculty looking to get a pay raise because “-isms are unfair!” and again by the influencers looking to make them seem stupid products of a cruel and uncaring universe. Let’s laugh! Ha ha ha!
When I was a dumb kid, I thought as a dumb kid. I did dumb kid things. When I became an adult, I stopped being an idiot.
—DG
Inside Doug's Head 