Inside Doug's Head

So, from the TV commercial, we are to assume that Duracell is an environmentally friendly company since their batteries are used by people at the Iowa Lakes Community College who are training to work (or, have sex with animals-we are not exactly sure which, since their specific activity is never mentioned) inside of wind turbines. …

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It is too bad that people can’t live inside my head. I see monkeys riding dinosaurs all day long.

So, you’re a dirty monkey who flings your poop about, and I’m a horrible person who lives in fear of dying alone. We’d make a perfect couple.