Apparently, there’s a remake of the 1964 Disney classic underway, starring Idris Elba as Mary Poppins, and Tilda Swinton as Mr. Banks. There’s no word on who will be playing Bert. Dave Chappelle, maybe? The songs will be completely different, too: My fist will make the medicine go down, and Clean up your room, or I’ll beat you with a sack of potatoes. A few of my favorite things include going to the bathroom, being right all the time, and 4am tacos.
Meanwhile, Clifford, the Big Red Dog will be played by a small brown dog named, Lucy.
—DG.
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