Not much more. Just trying, and probably failing. Failure is 30x more likely than success, but you should definitely try. Hey, you never know. This could be your time to win. Unlikely, but two thumbs up from the guy in the corner with two thumbs!
You know, sometimes you have to dig deep to find the confidence to move through life. It’s a sticky, viscous, non-Newtonian fluid. The harder you push, the more it pushes back.
A lot of things are rooting for your failure. Spiders. Snakes. Raccoons. Mothers in law. Definitely dolphins. Dolphins are dicks, so don’t let their incessant laughing at you weaken your intestinal fortitude. What do they know? They show off for sardines. Strippers of the sea.
Nope. Never give up trying. Those who quit, never win. Those who win, never quit. Thems that never wins and never quits, thems are dummies.
The trick is to bang the rocks together! When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into someone’s eyes and revel in their tears of unfathomable sadness.
—DG
Inside Doug's Head 