A hammer costs a dollar more than a nail, and a hammer plus one nail costs $1.10. How much does cosmetic surgery cost in Mexico, if the price of a funeral isn’t covered, even with an apology from the Cartel?
A hammer costs a dollar more than a nail, and a hammer plus one nail costs $1.10. How much does cosmetic surgery cost in Mexico, if the price of a funeral isn’t covered, even with an apology from the Cartel?
What if you were IBM advertising on YouTube to giant snack food companies, or global banks wanting to crunch billions of transactions against compliance controls? What if, after spending billions of dollars on marketing, you realized, YouTube viewers are none of those things? All you did was ruined your brand. Idiots. Should you get fired? …
In the words of Winston Churchill, I am not a boomer, and you are an idiot. Tomorrow, I shall not be a boomer, and you will still be an idiot. Something like that. He was an irascible old fart, and so am I. Maybe we’re related.
It’s the only place in the world where random strangers will come up to you and engage you in a complex conversation that makes you want to eat a gun. I really wish they would shut the hell up and leave me alone. I hate them so much.
With great regularity I see articles published in student newspapers written by some idiot pretending to offer the next generation of college job seekers a leg up on their competition with a list of little known tips for mastering the job interview. These lists are ladened with gems and nuggets of employment seeking wisdom such …
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