A hammer costs a dollar more than a nail, and a hammer plus one nail costs $1.10. How much does cosmetic surgery cost in Mexico, if the price of a funeral isn’t covered, even with an apology from the Cartel?
Who buys a hammer and only one nail? Probably the same guy who purchases a shotgun on credit and includes only one shell to go with it. No, I don’t need a bag! Well, not that type. The story doesn’t end well.
At least he didn’t get two shells and ask for a receipt.
—DG.
Inside Doug's Head 