Inside Doug's Head

I am not a number, I am… What's that stuff they make glue out of? I'm that. Forever swirling, forwards and upwards, but always sticky. Sometimes, a little sad.

A hammer costs a dollar more than a nail, and a hammer plus one nail costs $1.10. How much does cosmetic surgery cost in Mexico, if the price of a funeral isn’t covered, even with an apology from the Cartel?

Who buys a hammer and only one nail? Probably the same guy who purchases a shotgun on credit and includes only one shell to go with it. No, I don’t need a bag! Well, not that type. The story doesn’t end well.

At least he didn’t get two shells and ask for a receipt.


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