Yeah, I don’t want to be left or right on the recent spate of stabbing attacks, so if I get stabbed to death by a group of illegals at a festival of diversity, please don’t let the pool of blood surrounding me lean to the left or to the right.
Coriolis, that’s what I’m talking about. Angular acceleration due to the rotation of the plane of reference. I’m circling the drain, either way. Left in the North, Right in the South. Don’t make it political, because the shape of the drain matters more than the hemisphere.
People who are against the random stabbing of innocent people are obviously racists, and likely harbor extremist views. Like the guy who said, “Please don’t stab me, I’m only the piano man!” He deserved to die, but he was also knighted.
So, you don’t need to have an opinion when death comes your way. Turn, turn, turn. Yes? It should be their turn, now.
Matthew 5:38: Turn the other cheek, and then stab that non-believing knob gobbler right in the chest when he isn’t looking.
—DG
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