Oh, how I would like to see the Hallmark movie about Christmas and stuff where everyone dies in a barn fire.
Oh, how I would like to see the Hallmark movie about Christmas and stuff where everyone dies in a barn fire.
I remember a time when I was seven or eight years old, one of my overindulged and brain damaged cousins told me that crabapples were perfectly safe to eat right off the tree. We went all around Shediac (a shit-hole town too small for autocorrect) picking green apples and eating them.
After they said that, I took a deep breath and tried really hard not to speak as I exhaled.
We all get so many scam calls from unscrupulous people trying to convince us that we owe the IRS our soul. Or, that we should buy the extended warranty on the car we don’t own, and that Microsoft needs to speak to us about how our computer might have an unsecured IP address. Crooks trying …
Yeah, I don’t want to be left or right on the recent spate of stabbing attacks, so if I get stabbed to death by a group of illegals at a festival of diversity, please don’t let the pool of blood surrounding me lean to the left or to the right. Coriolis, that’s what I’m talking …
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