Inside Doug's Head

I am not a number, I am… What's that stuff they make glue out of? I'm that. Forever swirling, forwards and upwards, but always sticky. Sometimes, a little sad.

It makes you look ugly. And don’t talk into your watch. It makes you look crazy. What else?

Don’t wear a t-shirt that says, “I’ve got mad Ninja skills.” Obviously you don’t, because I can see you.

Don’t read instructions. You will lose your only excuse for doing it wrong.

Don’t take career advice from an overweight middle aged man with a scraggly beard and a ponytail, who is wearing a Star Wars shirt. Unless it’s George Lucas, having more than half of those things is reason to disqualify. Teacher by Day, Jedi by Night. I don’t believe he is a real teacher; a gym teacher, maybe.

Don’t eavesdrop on other people’s conversations. You might not like what they are saying.


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