And I don’t mean mustard. There’s a weird piece of crud on the floor that looks like either a Rice Krispy or a turd from a mouse. These things are not interchangeable–tasty marshmallow treats made from mouse excrement are not very enjoyable.
The risk is high and the potential reward is small, so I guess I better not find out which one it is by eating it. Right? What kind of creatures are Snap, Crackle, and Poop? Are they edible? I bet they are, and I imagine they would taste great skewered and barbecued.
Besides, I don’t own any Rice Krispies, and I don’t own any mice, either. It’s probably sock lint. I guess I should have thought of that option first.