Inside Doug's Head

I am not a number, I am… What's that stuff they make glue out of? I'm that. Forever swirling, forwards and upwards, but always sticky. Sometimes, a little sad.

And I don’t mean mustard. There’s a weird piece of crud on the floor that looks like either a Rice Krispy or a turd from a mouse. These things are not interchangeable–tasty marshmallow treats made from mouse excrement are not very enjoyable.

The risk is high and the potential reward is small, so I guess I better not find out which one it is by eating it. Right? What kind of creatures are Snap, Crackle, and Poop? Are they edible? I bet they are, and I imagine they would taste great skewered and barbecued.

Besides, I don’t own any Rice Krispies, and I don’t own any mice, either. It’s probably sock lint. I guess I should have thought of that option first.


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