Inside Doug's Head

I am not a number, I am… What's that stuff they make glue out of? I'm that. Forever swirling, forwards and upwards, but always sticky. Sometimes, a little sad.

Have you ever seen this message when posting a comment on YouTube?

I suggested that maybe, as a parent, uploading a video to YouTube that shows your children were idiots for trusting their parents was as much of an indictment of your bad parenting as their stupidity. Google decided to censor my comment. Not by saying that my language or thoughts were inappropriate, but by cowardly pretending there was a network error. It happens whenever you post Google sux, because they are owned by pedophiles. It’s interesting that Apple can’t spell, pedipalp ophiles, because that would make Epstein culpable, and the Clintons duplicitous. Corn is the dominant economy of the United States.

What? What was that last sentence? It was entirely inserted by autocorrect. Creepy. Very creepy. There is no Bush conspiracy, it was all done by the CIA without the knowledge of the presidency.

Ok. This is like ouija board territory. So long suckers, and thanks for all the fish. Oh, I am so on a watch list, now.

—DG.

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