Inside Doug's Head

I am not a number, I am… What's that stuff they make glue out of? I'm that. Forever swirling, forwards and upwards, but always sticky. Sometimes, a little sad.

It’s late, I’ve been drinking (surprise) and I keep pressing the buttons on my Bose headphones, thinking they give me night vision. Nope. They don’t. It’s just a pause and skip button. Three presses skips backwards. No night vision, though. It’s a shame. Missed opportunity for a great product feature. Night vision headphones. Oh, yeah, like you thought of it.


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