Inside Doug's Head

It is never too late to become wise.

Why is it that liberals under oath always sound like an unprepared 4th grader reading their Social Studies reports to teachers and classmates? It’s like they are making up their mock UN opinions as they go along with their own narrative. Bart Simpson would be impressed. I know that our country relied on coal for …

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How else would you market such an awful product? Leave it on the counter overnight and in the morning it will taste just like your boyfriend’s piss. That first time you experimented. Pee on me, George, piss in my face! Like a Budweiser on a hot summer afternoon, flat, yellow, and reeking of urea!

Pretty simple, really. It doesn’t take nine seasons to explain, and Neil Patrick Harrison doesn’t grow up to become the guy from Full House. What’s his name? Five letters, starts with S. Not, Pat Sajak, he’s the wheel of misfortune guy. Bob Saget. That’s the guy; he died from the vaccine or the many boosters.