As a thematic group, I find doctors creepy and perverted. Every time I visit my doctor, she wants to look in my bum. Regardless of the purpose of the visit, she always has to check my bum. I need a prescription refill; she checks my bum. My ear is bothering me; she checks my bum. …
Every Christmas, millions of people all over the world have their Christmas wishes fulfilled by anonymous gift givers. These “Secret Santas” give Jimmy his new pair of skates, even though male figure skaters are at a great risk of being molested by their coaches; and Annabelle gets the new Raggedy Ann doll, which is likely …
After watching some YouseTube on HOAs, I have gained some perspective. In simple words, here is what freedom means to me:
Apparently, there’s a remake of the 1964 Disney classic underway, starring Idris Elba as Mary Poppins, and Tilda Swinton as Mr. Banks. There’s no word on who will be playing Bert. Dave Chappelle, maybe? The songs will be completely different, too: My fist will make the medicine go down, and Clean up your room, or …
It’s a thing here. Whiskey in a plastic ramekin, with a lid, so you don’t spill it on the way back to your hotel. The clever inventions of modern society. Thanks, COVID, for creating solutions to problems we never knew we had.
Inside Doug's Head 