Inside Doug's Head

I am not a number, I am… What's that stuff they make glue out of? I'm that. Forever swirling, forwards and upwards, but always sticky. Sometimes, a little sad.

“Lorem ipsum,” said the man in the yellow hat as I entered the room. “Dolor sit amet, with my monkey?” he inquired and consectetuer adipiscing elit.

I nodded politely, but without commitment. After a short pause he suspendisse vel ante. “I took him from the jungle after I killed his mother,” he bragged donec luctus tortor very nonchalantly. “Please, sit amet est,” as he motioned his free arm in the direction of the chair beside him.

“Nullam pulvinar odio et wisi,” I replied quietly, whilst seating myself in the offered chair. There was an awkward pause, so “Pellentesque quis magna. Sed pellentesque. Nulla euismod, perhaps Friday,” I suggested.

To which he rolled his eyes and muttered something about, “Pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et malesuada fames ac turpis egestas.”



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