There’s a reason you won’t find me on Facebook anymore. I got a little tired of the backlash from making comments like, “Your baby is quite ugly. Is his father ugly?” Or, “Really? Hudson? That’s the name you’re going with? Well, I guess it’s okay for now; for fifty bucks he can have it changed when he is old enough to realize his parents were drug addled idiots.” “Are you certain you’re the father? She seems, brighter and more socially aware than you are, and yesterday she was inside her mother, so I can’t imagine where that insight and experience could come from.” “He looks really stupid… Are you sure he wasn’t born a Democrat?”
Yeah, so I had to quit Facebook. Also, #yourbabyisdumbandugly.
—DG.
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