Inside Doug's Head

I am not a number, I am… What's that stuff they make glue out of? I'm that. Forever swirling, forwards and upwards, but always sticky. Sometimes, a little sad.

When seen from Canada, a Canadian’s comprehension of American politics is equivalent to a pet dog trying to understand the doorknob principle. Listening to their state sponsored media is of little help because all they ever have to say is, blah, blah, spot. Blah, blah, blah, Rex. Yeah, who’s a good boy? The cat is bad! Go get that bad cat!

Every now and then they think they have it licked. If only they were taller and had opposable thumbs, they could take themselves out for a walk once in a while and see what the neighborhood is really like.


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