Inside Doug's Head

I am not a number, I am… What's that stuff they make glue out of? I'm that. Forever swirling, forwards and upwards, but always sticky. Sometimes, a little sad.

How does it go? If you take the blue pill, you return to your regular, albeit illusory, life. If you take the red pill, you will wake up to reality, as painful and terrifying as it might be.

Today I found a green pill on the bathroom floor, and since we’re doing colors, I’ll take the green pill. Not sure what effect it will have, maybe it will let me see through time. I’m really hoping it’s Nyquil. It’s more likely an ibuprofen, though.

Yeah, I should probably stop eating food and taking medicine that I find on the floor. It’s a poor habit to get into. Ooh, look! A piece of candy!


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