Inside Doug's Head

For all your intelligence, you seem unable to know where you are wanted.

When I was younger, I could hold my breath for several minutes, like four or five. Now that I am older, I can only hold my breath for about 20 seconds. Honestly, though, I could probably hold it longer if I didn’t have to stop to hurl insults at everyone and everything.


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