Did you know that there are naked yoga videos on YouTube? Neither did I, until someone pointed it out to me while complaining that it was a thing. Won’t someone please think of the children! The admonishments of Sarah Lovejoy aside, what is the first thing you are going to do after being filled with the knowledge that naked yoga is a thing? Yeah, me too!
You have to be super careful which links you click on, though, because for some people it’s a lifestyle choice, and trust me, you don’t want to inadvertently bear witness to Olga the overweight octogenarian stretching out her gear. Some things, once seen, can never be unseen. Crikey! I am scarred for life! Never mind the children, think about me once in a while. There’s a reason humans invented clothes!
—DG.