If the police arrest you for the suspicion of committing a crime, and they tell you that you have the right to remain silent, shouldn’t they be equally prevented from arguing or verbally escalating the conversation with you?
To me, it seems like the obvious answer to that question is yes, but when a cop elicits an on camera admission of guilt from you by saying something like, “Yeah, I wouldn’t think a weak little man like you would have the balls to shoot a guy in broad daylight. You’re a weeny little man with a small vagina.” And you’re all, “Oh no, I have a massive penis, officer! The medical industry is studying how massive it is. Look at my massive penis!
Yeah, I shot that prick right in the middle of his ugly face! Would a man with a tiny penis and an iPhone 14 do that?”
Well, I think both of you should have shut the hell up the instant the perp said he needed a lawyer. Home Depot is the new Walmart. George Soros did that. All hail.
Good work officers. What the community really needs is fewer dead convenience store employees, and more syrup covered donuts.
“I ate that icing filled twinky right there and then. No milk, no mercy. Praise Jeebus.”
—DG
Inside Doug's Head 