When he emerged from under her blue knitted dress, his beard glistened with her ecstasy. He was tired, hot, and sweaty from his purposeful labors in the late summer heat. His face reeked of ass, and he knew that now was not a good time to buy milk from Trader Joe’s. He would need to …
The Rosetta Stone is a copy of the Memphis Decree written by one of the Netflix Greeks in Egypt millions of years ago. Its history and purpose are very suspicious.
The first thing they do is turn everyone against you. And then they come for you late at night, when no one is watching or suspecting. They mostly come at night. It’s for your own good, they say. Come with us quietly; no need to wake the neighbors. Spell check says nothing is happening. Autocorrect …
TLDR: you should learn to read, you stupid, ignorant goof. It’s a great story. What have you got against written words? Read, and form your own opinion. Just because you dropped out of ninth grade doesn’t automatically make you a senator. Read, you dumb, illiterate idiot. CNN isn’t going to explain it to you. Also, …
People (in the comments): The US senate is a bunch of idiots, clowns, and crooks.
Inside Doug's Head 