YouTube is my favorite trolling ground. There’s all sorts of village idiots to be found there, and I have discovered the perfect reply to all of them.
YouTube is my favorite trolling ground. There’s all sorts of village idiots to be found there, and I have discovered the perfect reply to all of them.
I just had one of those moments where I had a really great idea, but I was in the middle of my other job as a YouTube troll, so I couldn’t do something about it right at that moment. I’ve got to write that thought down. It’s transportational! Transformational! One of those, what are they …
Help wasn’t coming. With no chance of rescue, Andrew knew he was hopelessly stranded. As he sat there in the dark by himself, his mind began to replay events of the past, and he accepted the inevitable outcome of his current, desperate situation: he was not going to make it home alive. He had survived …
About 100,000 years ago, probably on a Saturday, some smart monkey discovered that if you leave a soggy bowl of grain sitting out in the open, yeast, the magical fairy dust that pervasively floats around in the air, will land on it and turn it in into alcohol. Drinking that alcohol subsequently led to numerous …
It’s late, I’ve been drinking (surprise) and I keep pressing the buttons on my Bose headphones, thinking they give me night vision. Nope. They don’t. It’s just a pause and skip button. Three presses skips backwards. No night vision, though. It’s a shame. Missed opportunity for a great product feature. Night vision headphones. Oh, yeah, …
Inside Doug's Head 