Yeah, I don’t want to be left or right on the recent spate of stabbing attacks, so if I get stabbed to death by a group of illegals at a festival of diversity, please don’t let the pool of blood surrounding me lean to the left or to the right. Coriolis, that’s what I’m talking …
The reason there are no unicorns today is because when Al Gore built the ark to house the animals two by two to save them from global warming sea level rise, he didn’t notice they were both trans unicorns. One was a horse who identified as a unicorn, and the other was a zebra wearing …
So here’s the thing I discovered that you can press the little microphone button down by the keyboard and somewhere some geniuses or something call listen to what it is that you’re saying, and they will type it in as if you actually looked at all the letters and said yeah that’s what I want …
Bill Nye, the China spy, says that cows, pets, and children all contribute to anthropogenic greenhouse gases.
Every now and then I think, it would be so great to just drift off to sleep and never wake up again, like a wave landing on a beach, disappearing into the sand, or to melt away and dissolve into nothing, like an ice cube in whiskey. And then I remember, don’t put ice in …
Inside Doug's Head 