If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge an invite to an awkward social gathering. “So, what do you do?” “Did your parents have any children that lived?” “Which way do you travel to get to work?” “The 19th? I’m sorry, I just can’t make it that day. I’d like to, but I just …
YouTube is my favorite trolling ground. There’s all sorts of village idiots to be found there, and I have discovered the perfect reply to all of them.
I just had one of those moments where I had a really great idea, but I was in the middle of my other job as a YouTube troll, so I couldn’t do something about it right at that moment. I’ve got to write that thought down. It’s transportational! Transformational! One of those, what are they …
Help wasn’t coming. With no chance of rescue, Andrew knew he was hopelessly stranded. As he sat there in the dark by himself, his mind began to replay events of the past, and he accepted the inevitable outcome of his current, desperate situation: he was not going to make it home alive. He had survived …
About 100,000 years ago, probably on a Saturday, some smart monkey discovered that if you leave a soggy bowl of grain sitting out in the open, yeast, the magical fairy dust that pervasively floats around in the air, will land on it and turn it in into alcohol. Drinking that alcohol subsequently led to numerous …
