I done run out of whiskey. I done run out of rum. I done run out of vodka. I done run out of them all. I need to make a trip to BevMo! And find a word that rhymes with all. —DG .
I done run out of whiskey. I done run out of rum. I done run out of vodka. I done run out of them all. I need to make a trip to BevMo! And find a word that rhymes with all. —DG .
It has been especially cold and wet in California this winter, and consequently I thought I should do my part to contribute to the cause of global warming. I’m usually pretty comfortable with indoor temperatures in the mid 60s, but this weekend I turned the old thermostat up to 95F (the F is for Fahrenheit, …
Did you know that there are naked yoga videos on YouTube? Neither did I, until someone pointed it out to me while complaining that it was a thing. Won’t someone please think of the children! The admonishments of Sarah Lovejoy aside, what is the first thing you are going to do after being filled with …
That is a difficult title to write. The two meees. No, really, what is the plural of me?As in the two people who I am, not two moose. The singular dichotomy of me. Me, as if I were two distinct people. One with a brain, and the other, differently enabled.
It hides your ugly face. Put one on your kids, for they are ugly too. Is their father ugly? He should wear a mask, also. Your dog is fine, though. As is your baby kangaroo. Now, if we can only figure out a way to cover up the rest of your physical grossness. Have you …
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