So, when was the last time time someone with an American accent called to tell you that you owe the IRS $6931.45? Yeah, me either.
So, when was the last time time someone with an American accent called to tell you that you owe the IRS $6931.45? Yeah, me either.
Why are driving tests easy to pass, and drug tests so difficult? They should put fewer questions on the drug tests, or make the questions a little more general knowledge in nature. Americans who spend their days working in pounds and inches should not have to learn about kilograms of heroin and popular brands of …
Sometimes, if you look at life from just the right angle, what you see is a lot of shoes and feet. That’s because you’ve fallen over and people are stepping on you. You should get up; the sidewalk is not a great place to sleep. It’s all a matter of perspective. Too much perspective. And …
I make friends everywhere I go. If you don’t like me, it must be your fault. —DG.
If you start with something bland, add something not good, and dilute those with a third thing that is usually perfectly fine except when combined with either of the first two things, the result can be something that tastes pretty awful.
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