Inside Doug's Head

I am not a number, I am… What's that stuff they make glue out of? I'm that. Forever swirling, forwards and upwards, but always sticky. Sometimes, a little sad.

Why are driving tests easy to pass, and drug tests so difficult? They should put fewer questions on the drug tests, or make the questions a little more general knowledge in nature. Americans who spend their days working in pounds and inches should not have to learn about kilograms of heroin and popular brands of nine millimeters. Drugs are hard, and you should always try to avoid hard things.

—DG

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