I recently watched the Netfrix series, Dear Child, or Dumme Kinder, as it is known in German, and here is my Monday morning middle school book report on said series. I watched it, so you don’t have to. No spoilers.
I recently watched the Netfrix series, Dear Child, or Dumme Kinder, as it is known in German, and here is my Monday morning middle school book report on said series. I watched it, so you don’t have to. No spoilers.
Right now, what you are doing is probably a bad idea. If you find yourself parked in the middle of an expressway blocking two lanes of traffic while you scream hysterically at the driver behind you, it’s probably a bad idea.
Please, use caution and think of the children. My children. Excuse me while I run over yours. I have places to be, and your children are homely. Ugly. Grotesque. I wrapped bacon around it and the dog still won’t play with it.
As I sat waiting for my flight, a voice over the PA system regularly reminded me that smoking is not permitted in the airport. Considering that smoking in airports was banned in 1976, 47 years ago, it seems like an awfully long time to keep reminding people of something that has become the expected behavior. …
People (in the comments): The US senate is a bunch of idiots, clowns, and crooks.
Inside Doug's Head 