After watching some YouseTube on HOAs, I have gained some perspective. In simple words, here is what freedom means to me:
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After watching some YouseTube on HOAs, I have gained some perspective. In simple words, here is what freedom means to me:
Continue readingApparently, there’s a remake of the 1964 Disney classic underway, starring Idris Elba as Mary Poppins, and Tilda Swinton as Mr. Banks. There’s no word on who will be playing Bert. Dave Chappelle, maybe? The songs will be completely different, too: My fist will make the medicine go down, and Clean up your room, or I’ll beat you with a sack of potatoes. A few of my favorite things include going to the bathroom, being right all the time, and 4am tacos.
Meanwhile, Clifford, the Big Red Dog will be played by a small brown dog named, Lucy.
—DG
It’s a thing here. Whiskey in a plastic ramekin, with a lid, so you don’t spill it on the way back to your hotel. The clever inventions of modern society. Thanks, COVID, for creating solutions to problems we never knew we had.
—DG
It’s a sitcom, starring Bernie Mac and his underwear. Except, his underwear is… not alive, but self aware—the opposite of Joe Biden.
Continue readingIt’s like $11 a gallon at Smart and Final, and it will power your Trotsky inspired hand cast tractor for a month. Or, one of me for an evening. Don’t invite me to your birthday party unless you’re serious about calling the cops when things get out of hand. My license plate number is 911, because those buildings deserved better.
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