It’s a sitcom, starring Bernie Mac and his underwear. Except, his underwear is… not alive, but self aware—the opposite of Joe Biden.
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It’s a sitcom, starring Bernie Mac and his underwear. Except, his underwear is… not alive, but self aware—the opposite of Joe Biden.
Continue readingIt’s like $11 a gallon at Smart and Final, and it will power your Trotsky inspired hand cast tractor for a month. Or, one of me for an evening. Don’t invite me to your birthday party unless you’re serious about calling the cops when things get out of hand. My license plate number is 911, because those buildings deserved better.
Continue readingIf you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge an invite to an awkward social gathering.
“So, what do you do?” “Did your parents have any children that lived?” “Which way do you travel to get to work?”
“The 19th? I’m sorry, I just can’t make it that day. I’d like to, but I just can’t. Sorry, I just can’t.”
It’s easier than it feels.
—DG
YouTube is my favorite trolling ground. There’s all sorts of village idiots to be found there, and I have discovered the perfect reply to all of them.
Continue readingI just had one of those moments where I had a really great idea, but I was in the middle of my other job as a YouTube troll, so I couldn’t do something about it right at that moment. I’ve got to write that thought down. It’s transportational! Transformational! One of those, what are they called? Words. What a super time we live in.
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