No offense, and I don’t know any vampires personally, but from what I’ve seen in movies, vampires are very wasteful eaters. Imagine Cookie Monster going HAM on a box of Lorna Doone’s finest; it’s all, “Nom nom nom nom nom.” With crumbs and cookie bits going everywhere.
Uggh. Sometimes, life’s little realities can be difficult to accept. I am very much a fan of the sedentary lifestyle; however, it does have its drawbacks. Don’t get me wrong, I am not suggesting abandoning it, for it has served me well. No, I am aware of too many anecdotes of athletic types in their …
Technically, these won’t be ribs, they will be vertebrae, but any bone with meat on it, when properly seasoned and cooked, tastes some good. Just like that monkey. Now, personally, I would prefer to start with a live cow, and after s-laughter-ing it and letting it age for three or four weeks, removing a few …
Inside Doug's Head 