Inside Doug's Head

It is never too late to become wise.

Imagine you have the hiccups. Probably from drinking. One every two seconds. Hiccup. Hiccup. There’s nothing you can do about it. Holding your breath. Sugar under your tongue. Slow breathing while staring at a Pamela Anderson Playboy centerfold. Hiccup. Hiccup. Hiccup. 1989. Hiccup. I still have a copy. Hiccup. Hiccup. In a box… hiccup… in …

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If the police arrest you for the suspicion of committing a crime, and they tell you that you have the right to remain silent, shouldn’t they be equally prevented from arguing or verbally escalating the conversation with you?

I have always been somewhat of a troublemaker. I like to push buttons, stir the pot, see what happens next. Especially when I was younger, but not so much these days. Every now and then I feel a little bit bad about some of the stuff that happened to other people when I was, coincidentally, …

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