It is a serene and quiet October morning in Sunnyvale, California. The sky is blue and sunny, the temperature, a comfortable 72 degrees Fahrenheit. The only sounds that can be heard are from birds flitting and chirping, and the nearby water fountain, which provides a pleasant, mellow background effect.
When he emerged from under her blue knitted dress, his beard glistened with her ecstasy. He was tired, hot, and sweaty from his purposeful labors in the late summer heat. His face reeked of ass, and he knew that now was not a good time to buy milk from Trader Joe’s. He would need to …
TLDR: you should learn to read, you stupid, ignorant goof. It’s a great story. What have you got against written words? Read, and form your own opinion. Just because you dropped out of ninth grade doesn’t automatically make you a senator. Read, you dumb, illiterate idiot. CNN isn’t going to explain it to you. Also, …
People (in the comments): The US senate is a bunch of idiots, clowns, and crooks.
If you say, Hey Siri, please kill me now; I am emotionally broken and I don’t want to live anymore, she calls 911, or 999 in places where 9 comes before 1, like in the UK, and she rats you out to the authorities for gender wrongthink, a crime punishable by death. Total genius!
Inside Doug's Head 