If I go in here, and I once again discover a chick sitting on a urinal taking a dump, there’s going to be a problem. It just doesn’t flush.
If I go in here, and I once again discover a chick sitting on a urinal taking a dump, there’s going to be a problem. It just doesn’t flush.
Some day, in the future, I hope to be friends with someone who owns a Litter Robot. You know, one of those automated contraptions that tumbles your cat’s turds around until they disappear into a parallel universe. It has been a dream of mine, ever since finding out about them early last week, to take …
When Forest Wells traveled west to California in 1865, he was seeking adventure, fame, and a fortune in gold. Sadly, he was ten years late for the gold rush, but what he discovered, instead, was even more valuable.
It’s called soaking, and it’s something that Mormons do to try and fool their god because they think he’s stupid and won’t notice the glaring loophole in his perfect plan.
Okay, so, I just know that before the end of the night I’ll be full of rum and cola, and eating shit (sounds bad, and is) made by Lays, even though I promised myself that I would do neither of those things.
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