Inside Doug's Head

I am not a number, I am… What's that stuff they make glue out of? I'm that. Forever swirling, forwards and upwards, but always sticky. Sometimes, a little sad.

They should consider transplanting Anne Heche’s brain into Joe Biden’s head. She really wanted all of her vital organs to go to those who are most in need.

Things being what they are, it couldn’t make either situation worse. Besides, it’s not as bad as being William Shatner’s wig, and she doesn’t know the nuclear launch codes.

Too soon?


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