Help wasn’t coming. With no chance of rescue, Andrew knew he was hopelessly stranded. As he sat there in the dark by himself, his mind began to replay events of the past, and he accepted the inevitable outcome of his current, desperate situation: he was not going to make it home alive. He had survived …
About 100,000 years ago, probably on a Saturday, some smart monkey discovered that if you leave a soggy bowl of grain sitting out in the open, yeast, the magical fairy dust that pervasively floats around in the air, will land on it and turn it in into alcohol. Drinking that alcohol subsequently led to numerous …
It’s late, I’ve been drinking (surprise) and I keep pressing the buttons on my Bose headphones, thinking they give me night vision. Nope. They don’t. It’s just a pause and skip button. Three presses skips backwards. No night vision, though. It’s a shame. Missed opportunity for a great product feature. Night vision headphones. Oh, yeah, …
Have you ever woken up in the morning and asked yourself, What the hell happened to my TV? It’s all smashed, and the sound bar has violated it from front to back.
The upside of my daughter being away on vacation is that I can move the stool that she uses to shit in the toilet tank:
Inside Doug's Head 