After they said that, I took a deep breath and tried really hard not to speak as I exhaled.
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After they said that, I took a deep breath and tried really hard not to speak as I exhaled.
Continue readingIt steals every cycle from the CPU, revealing a massive security vulnerability with iOS. Ctrl-alt-delete is wired to a hardware interrupt that software can’t bypass. Left button-right button reset requires iOS to recognize the double sided button presses. If it can’t think, it can’t reset.
Continue readingWe all get so many scam calls from unscrupulous people trying to convince us that we owe the IRS our soul. Or, that we should buy the extended warranty on the car we don’t own, and that Microsoft needs to speak to us about how our computer might have an unsecured IP address.
Crooks trying to steal from us.
Continue readingYeah, I don’t want to be left or right on the recent spate of stabbing attacks, so if I get stabbed to death by a group of illegals at a festival of diversity, please don’t let the pool of blood surrounding me lean to the left or to the right.
Coriolis, that’s what I’m talking about. Angular acceleration due to the rotation of the plane of reference. I’m circling the drain, either way. Left in the North, Right in the South. Don’t make it political, because the shape of the drain matters more than the hemisphere.
People who are against the random stabbing of innocent people are obviously racists, and likely harbor extremist views. Like the guy who said, “Please don’t stab me, I’m only the piano man!” He deserved to die, but he was also knighted.
So, you don’t need to have an opinion when death comes your way. Turn, turn, turn. Yes? It should be their turn, now.
Matthew 5:38: Turn the other cheek, and then stab that non-believing knob gobbler right in the chest when he isn’t looking.
—DG
Okay, so, to clarify, I have ideas, and I openly share those ideas. Here, mostly, but sometimes on YouTube comments, and occasionally on Facebook.
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